🧪  In-app CRO & experimentation for subscription apps

Turn downloads into revenue in <5 min — no ad spend

Helping mobile app founders fix leaky onboarding, uncovincing paywalls & comically frustrating UX
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You have less than 5 minutes to impress, retain & make a sale to your app users.

Convincing your users to open their wallets isn't an easy task. You might get 3 days max. Then they're gone. Forever. Poof! 💨
That said, here are...

🔪 

5 reasons why your
net revenue's suffering...

1 → Burning money on paid marketing — without optimizing your in-app funnel
2 → Attempting to monetize — before leading users to the  ‘AHA moment’
3 → Relying on guesswork — instead of data-driven design decisions
4 → Onboarding all users to a confusing, mediocre & soulless funnel
5 → Failing to make people return to your app , day in, day out!

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But it doesn’t

have to be this way...

2 ways I help mobile app founders
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The in-app funnel fix OS
Profitably scale with PLG practices
1-month, no-commitment program
Pause, cancel & restart anytime
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Onboarding experimentation
Fix your onboarding funnel — build peak intent to turn downloads into revenue.
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Paywall A/B testing
Boost subscription conversions— find out your best performing paywall variants.
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Core UX optimization
Reduce friction points in key user flows — say goodbye to frustrated rage taps.
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Hands-on UI/UX work
Get visual concept for key screens on Figma for immediate implementation
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Analytics deep dives
Diagnose in-app funnel blockages with session replay & product analytics
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Behavioral design
Apply psychological triggers to drive engagement, retention & viral growth
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The app roast OS
Quick one-off actionable feedback
3 to 7 days avg. turnaround time
100% money-back guarantee
🎥
45-min+ loom video audit
Get actionable recommendations to fix your subscription revenue leakages
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5+ competitor app teardowns
‘Steal like an artist’ from your top 
5-10 competitors to drive hyper growth
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Winning A/B test ideas
Get DIY workbook/google sheet of my hypotheses to test & see what sticks.
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RICE scorecard
Prioritize experiments - from biggest needle-movers to lowest impact ones.
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Copywriting tips
Borrow your user’s voices from reviews to show that your app is a real deal.
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Swipe file access
Get our $99/year "Wallet-opening onboarding playbook" for $0.00
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Wall of app roasts

Watch me point out low-hanging fruit problems, and provide actionable insights to fix them.
“Identified a lot of growth potentials which I couldn’t think of before!”
“I started the A/B test and already deployed the winning version”
“Discovered many missed opportunities in my app designs”

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Get 100% 

Money-Back!

No increase in conversions after 90 days?
I’ll refund you - no questions asked.
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👀  Disclaimer: Not everything I say will be a hit.
What worked for other apps, might not work for yours.
If that’s the case, I’ll send back your hard-earned money.
Probably the most risk-free investment you’ll ever make right now!
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Rahat

Hello — I’m Muhammad

💰 I help mobile app founders increase revenue — without increasing acquisition.
📱  I write [a lot] about mobile onboarding & paywalls on LinkedIn
✌️ Connect with me to see my posts on your feed.
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FAQs

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if your question wasn’t answered below
🪛  What goes behind the scenes of 10-step 'In-app Funnel Fix' OS?
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This is how I avoid

getting on SALES call 😅